1. I don’t care about what you’re doing.
  2. You don’t care about what I’m doing.
  3. I don’t want to use anything that has the word “twit” in it.
  4. I was scared to use anything that Britney Spears is known to use.
  5. I don’t like being stalked and murdered (See 10 reasons why I don’t like FaceBook)
  6. I don’t want to accidentally geo tag my posts and have everyone know that I shop at ALDI.
  7. The concept of random people following me, listening to what I’m saying and not speaking to me directly is something that I’ve been trained by my culture to consider as a precursor to a violent attack and thus avoid.
  8. My attention span is already microscopic enough and I don’t want to throw mental alum on it by consistently thinking in 140 characters. kthxbai.
  9. I don’t need to start using yet another web based service that has availability issues. Google and EC2 are about all I can handle, thankyouverymuch.
  10. Tweets are like IMs that are public and never go away. Ever. Think about that for a few minutes. Yeah, it scared me really bad too.

Do you tweet? Post your Twitter name below. Do you not have a Twitter account? What are your reasons for avoiding it?